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The Minister Of Purgatory It seems like all who sin want to get
into Purgatory. BUT! The Minister of Purgatory lets very few people
in. He is VERY stringent about admittance. When our reporter asked
him who is eligible for Purgatory, the Minister was quoted as
saying, "Well, actually, Purgatory is for people who are not really
that bad. In fact, basically they are good. It's just that -- they
swallow!" All WE can say is - If the shoe fits .....
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The Abduction Of Paris Hilton While our news reporter was
interviewing McSeenkew, leader of the CLA, in a neighborhood bar,
Paris Hilton happened to pass by. McSeenkew saw this as an
opportunity for the McGinness Liberation Army to get recognition and
some cheap pathetic publicity. She grabbed Paris and made her
demands. Paris merely took it all in stride as part of another
exciting day in never-never land! Will the Liberation Army succeeed
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The Ten Commandments Revisited Ok, Mr DeMille, Moses and Pharoah and
that whole wacky Egyptian court are ready for their closeups.
Charton Heston, you better watch it! When our tongue-tied Moses
encounters hip-hop Ramses, the pyramids shake - with laughter!
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The 3 Wise Guys Visit Virgin Mary The Three Wise Guys Visit The Virgin
Mary To Bring Baby Jesus Gifts. Shmoh, Burly, and Barry get into
slapstick conversations about the gifts they are bringing baby
Jesus. Mary the Virgin has a difference of opinion as to the
appropriateness of the gifts. |
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The Moisheviki Code Just where did Dan Brown get all his information in
order to write THE DAVINCI CODE? Well, from Seymour Moisheviki, the
secret disciple of Jesus who left a secret scroll with information
that will make the very Vatican tremble, and will upset all of our
Judeo-Christian thinking forever more! Thank goodness our man Tony
took 3 years of Aramaic in Fairlawn, NJ High School so that he can
translate the scroll for us. Bet you didn't know that when Jesus was
offered vinegar on the cross that it was balsamic vinegar. The
Romans even offered him a salad to go with it. |
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The Tamer Tewfik Jazz Trio This magnificent group of jazz
musicians has graced THE TONY AND SHLOMOH SHOW with their incredible
musical talent. Their songs will be featured on 3 episodes of the
show. This taping was done at Dillon's Bar located in midtown
Manhattan on September 22. Joining the group was Rhe de Ville, a
remarkably versatile songstress whose singing style is magical. We
look forward to working with Hallie and the Group in the future as
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The Interview
With Al Goldstein
at the 2nd Ave Deli
We
interviewed the former King of smut at the 2nd Avenue Deli, and
after our interview, he got fired! What's going on here? Are we
worse than he is? |
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Taping the 3rd Episode at the Cablevision Studios
Tony and
Shlomoh taped the repartee section of the 3rd show. Most of the
skits and other features are taped out of studio. This episode's
repartee dealt with the upcoming interview with Al Goldstein which
will be seen in two installments. Shlomoh also discusses his
ordination as the first still Jewish Roman Catholic clergyman. Tony
and Shlomoh discuss their knowledge of Latin and why the RC Church
decided to drop Latin as a liturgical language.
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Interview With God Tony and Shlomoh interview the Almighty and find
out what life is REALLY all about! |
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Interview With Satan Tony and Shlomoh interview the Other Guy - er -
GAL! and find out that Satan is really a woman!
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The Jew Klux Klan Tony and Shlomoh discuss new organization, the Jew Klux Klan,
whose mission is to separate dairy from meat. They plan to burn a Jwish
star on the White House lawn! Afterwards they read the latest edition of
Playgoy. |
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Religion In Your Face A Sunday morning TV relgion show features a 'dialog'
between a rabbi and a priest. The sparks fly as ecumenicism takes second
place to heated controversy. |
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Women In The Bible Tony and Shlomoh discuss the holy females in the Bible and just
how sexy they were! |
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The Passion Of The Christ Watch out Mel Gibson! Tony and Shlomoh got you covered
with their own unique version of your stupid unhistorical movie!
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Taping of the 9th Episode - Jews For Jesus - 9/13/05
Shlomoh joins
Jews For Jesus and Tony talks to the Pope about Shlo's "conversion". The
essay contest winner, June, reads her award winning essay.
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Taping of the 10th Episode - 10/25/05 The boys read fan mail and hate
mail. Comic Joey Barronton gives his rendition of THE ARISTOCRATS joke.
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